Friday, September 21, 2007

Lame...

Conversation I had the pleasure to have while walking the dog this week...

Stranger : Hey ! Cute dog !! My name is Mark, by the way...
JATP: Hi Mark ! My name is JATP
Stranger : No way ! A palm reader told me my future bride's name would be JATP !!
JATP: Really ? Did she also mention the name of your CURRENT wife ?
Stranger, quickly looking at the band on his important finger : Yeah... See Ya !

Question: What's the lamest pick up line you've heard ?

8 comments:

aka_Monty said...

"Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?"

*gak*

I think I've lost out on a lot of dates because cheesy pick-up lines just make me giggle. I can't help it. Then the cheesy-pick-up-line-giver gets THAT LOOK because I laughed in his face, so that makes me laugh some more. :)

Hello, Michele sent me!

gautami said...

Too many that I don't recall any!

Michele sent me here to think itover!

mar said...

Oh, it's such a long time ago, I can't even remember the good ones, lol!!
This one was truly lame... :)

Awareness said...

Off the top of my head?

"I'm into nudity....."

I dated the guy for 4 years. Turns out he was telling the truth

heeheehee

Michele sent me along........to say hideeeho

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

LOL, LOL...Well, it is Sooooo long ago, I don't honestly remember!
Thanks for your visit!

craziequeen said...

Michele sent me to say hi, JATP.

um - 'how do you like your breakfast eggs?'

pathetic, I know.....

The one that usually gets my attention is 'can I buy you a drink?'

cq

Eden said...

Goodness, can't remember the last time I dated. I'm not sure cheesy pick up lines were even invented back then... just kidding, I just can't remember any.

Diane Mandy said...

HAHAHA!!! I haven't heard any unique pick up lines, but I did hear one great rebuttal.

Man: Haven;t I seen you before?

Woman. No. And let's keep it that way.